All this talk in the blogosphere about competitions…

.. got me thinking in a slightly twisted kind of way.

Here’s a pick-up line in a pub or night-club.

“Hey guess what, you just won a competition ! ”

– “Wow great,what did I win?”

“A night out with me. ”

Actually, the best advice I have yet received has come from Jared, an 11 year old I know.

‘Look deeply into her eyes.. smile slightly.. and say, in your smoothest, sexiest voice..

“I like cheese.”‘

He reliably informs me that this works wonders. And weirdly enough, I can kind of see that.